They say that if you get your picture taken doing cool things, you can get to see Gwar and stuff.
But taking pictures of yourself playing a video game doesn't count, moron.
- Clothesline jumping is a great sport. It has the thrill of victory and the agony of, uh, falling.
- Always make sure to recycle your apple cores. Recycling them at Anderson is best.
- The crowd is into your animal magnetism. That's why we preserve it by not showering.
- At the hospital, they said we were freak specimens. We said, "Thanks, dudes."
Release Date: July 1, 1994